500 days of....

Reaallyyyyyy excited..HEELLAWWW DAKOTA. ;D

I Like the way Hanna Beth thinks.

"this week i really have learned who my true friends are.. i am sick of the lies.. i am sick of walking out of a room & having people i thought were a close friend making comments behind my back.. i am done with the second chances.. if you can't be a real friend i don't need you in my life.. i deserve the same respect i give to my friends.. but for some reason being too nice means people want to walk all over you.. not anymore.. i always give people the benefit of the doubt, but i am done.. life is too short to put up with this negativity.. it's draining.. it takes away from who you really are.. i want positive people in my life.. people with goals, dreams.. people who value the true meaning of a friend.."

Proper post later on...still too tired and partially intoxicated to concentrate too hard on words and the structure of sentences.  

Blah Blah Blah

Listening to and LOVING Ke$has album..I really do have a girl crush on her. Guilty Pleasure. (L) 

Went to Jupiters with the kids today. Twas so much fun catching up with everyone today. LISAAA, i love hanging with you and i love my gravitational pull to your boobies ;) Bought some Evian water, Yeah i felt pretty fancy. 4.20 fo a litre. Harrow.  Alex got pierced. HAH i think im gonna get my conch pierced. Yayer. So we're standing outside of industrie

Me- Mmmm Evian Im feeling Fancy and french.

Dylan- Fuck France they started ww2

Benita- no they didn't hitler started ww2. I studied modern I did fucking good in that course too. 

Me- yeah Hitler started WW2. Dannggiitt.

Dylan- NO THEY DIDNT FRANCE DID BECAUSE THEY FOUGHT HITLER WHEN HE TRIED TO INVADE THEM!!

Me- NO THEY DIDN'T!!

Benita - FUCK HITLER DID IT. 

Dylan- No Brittan declared war so..they started the war Hitler was just happy with invading and ruling all of the European countries. 

Eden- Why are you guys fighting about a war that happened ages ago?

Me- ...Oh Benita He's got you on a technicality there.. 

Eden- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FIGHTING OVER THE PAST WHEN THE PAST DIDNT FIGHT OVER US. 

Went to Jupiter Cafe after and just chilled, I saw so many people today Thily, Trina, Kim.P, Jess Hoang, Juicy John, Michael Bui, Kevin, And DANIIEELLL!!

"What the fuck Jess you're with white people? Where are your asian friends?"
"oh, i thought id try something new, I still love you guise ;D
"So...who's the hot blonde youre sitting next to?"
"Oh thats Lisa..shes mine ;D"
" Does she have big boobs?"
"kinda the same size as me"
"DAYYUMM JESSS SHES BETTER THAN YOU COS SHES BLONDE!!"

Thanks Daniel. 

I feel in the dumps right now, I feel like the worst person in the history of the world. Drama is not my friend. Angst is strong in this one.

Worst part when i found out about "the plan" I thought of the one person that I shouldnt have.

Now the party's overAnd everybody's goneI'm left here with myself and i wonder what went wrongAnd now my heart is brokenLike the bottles on the floorDoes it really matter?Or am I just hung over you?

John Green is a GENIUS

"Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They're magical, they're delicious, they're a little bit dangerous and bad for you. They initially make you feel great, but then over time you realize that maybe your relationship with Lucky Charms is just a little bit unhealthy and you start to think, 'Maybe I don't want to be in a long-term relationship with a breakfast cereal that tastes delicious but damages my health.' But then the Lucky Charms gets all stalker on you and for some reason you kind of like that. It makes you feel special. So yeah, you spend your life with Lucky Charms. That's awesome. That's a great way to... get diabetes."

"3. Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also sometimes people do stuff that involves baby-making parts that does not actually involve making babies, like fore instance kiss each other in places that are not on the face."

"Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc. - he knew the least about tampons. To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears: he was aware of their existence, but he'd never seen on in the wild, and didn't really care to."

"Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes. "

I dont really care where you live at, just turn around let me hit that.

Mean Girls, Explains things better than anything.

If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am SUCH a good friend!

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

Having a Gretchen Wieners moment and also feeling like this

Just one of those things..

J-...hence me considering becoming a lesbian.

A- NONO DONT BECOME A LESBIAN! THINK OF ALL THE GUYS!

No, better yet THINK OF ______!!!

J- NOWAY! He probably only wants sex too!

A- no he's asian

they want honour and respect

and eyes.

J- but hes also in a band

groupies threw themselves at that honour and respect and drowned it in sex a long time ago.

So, it was my Great Aunty Daph's Funeral yesterday, My Nanna's sister. There was alot of driving a fair bit of crying. It took 20 minutes to talk one of her grandaughters out of the church. It was so sad. One of my younger cousins pointed out to me in all of her wisdom:

"Thats like...her nanna, we're gonna be like that when nanna dies"

Freaked me out a fair bit.

Youre funny, you talk but all i hear is silliness.

Blah blah blah blah...

I really love it how i tell you about how I'm feeling and your only efforts at consoling me is a selfish response.

Gooddaysir.

And I think we're both too scared..

"Its okay to lose your pride over someone you love.

But don't lose someone you love though, over your pride."

SKINSSKINSSKINS

Yes yes yes ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN WHERE SKINS MANIA IS ON THE HORIZON. And all of my posts will be skins related and I'll be posting trailers and photos and clips from episodes. OHGOD SKINS MARATHON!!!!!!

P.S Luke Pasqualino you are lookin mighhttaayyyyeee fyynnee with your longer scruffy hair.

Green Cake (L)

andrew says:

*taro cake

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*yay?

andrew says:

*its bloody good!

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*is that

*the green cake

andrew says:

*no

*its

*purple ish

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*oh

*me likes the green cake

andrew says:

*no

*this is an actual cake

*my grandpas birthday

*hahaha

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*aww

*happy birthday grandpa

*but seriously

*i actuallylike green cake

andrew says:

*what green cake?

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*its asian green cake

*i think

*its what they make green waffles with

andrew says:

*OOOOOOH

*yeah theyre good

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*yeah

*green cake <3

okay seriously, this is no joking matter. whats the green cake called?

OKAY I FOUND OUT...

Thanks Andrew, youre a champ

andrew says:

*you even posted it on fb

*LOL

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*yeah

*i'm hoping someone

*will tell me

*what the green cake is called

andrew says:

*the green stuff is pandan

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*...oh.

*so whats that

andrew says:

*some miracle fruit that makes waffles green

' VIVA LA JESSICA says:

*ohmygod.

*miracle fruit

*i love you

Oh hellawww (L)

www.blogsecret.tumblr.com

14061.) Boys think I'm a tease because I won't have sex with them unless I'm dating them. But what they don't understand is: if we were in a RELATIONSHIP, and I knew that he truly cared about me, we could have all the sex he wanted. Maybe it's just me, but I like to call that standards

Third Post of the evening

"Every girl has that one boy in her life, who could call her at three in the morning and say, “Let’s hang out. I’m coming to get you.” and she would put aside everything she was doing, her excitement, her anger or her momentary hate for him. And she would proceed to give him only four words, “give me ten minutes.”

Unfortunately for me, this is far too true right now, and for all the wrong reasons. More importantly, for the wrong person, And quite frankly I'm not okay with that.

Wake Up In The Morning Feeling Like Lord Voldy.

Wake up in the morning feeling like Lord Voldy

Grab my trunk, I'm on my broom
Going to Diagon Alley
Before I leave, let my owl out and have a quick snack
Cause when I leave for Hogwarts, I ain't coming back

I'm talkin' going out to buy our robes, robes
Tryin' out all those new wands, wands
Goblins keep all our gold, gold
Train-hopping, gotta get on that Express today
Pulling up to the castle
Trying to get a little bit sorted

Chorus:
Don't pick Gryffindor
I don't want to be a bore
Or those Hufflepuff
I don't find enough stuff
Ravenclaw talks a lot
But the party rocks on with
Sly-y-y-y-the-rinnnn, Sly-y-y-y-the-rinnnn!

[repeat chorus]

Ain't got a care in the world, we're passing Potions like yeah
Ain't got no problems with Dumbledore, and Snape's chilling right here
And now, the girls are lining up cause they hear we're Death Eaters
But we kick them to the curb unless their families are pure blood

I'm talking about everybody has dark marks, marks
We're tryin' to raise him up, up
Gonna bring the Dark Lord Voldemort back, back

Now, now, we go until the Prophecy's true, true
Or the Order shuts us down, down
Order shuts us down, down
Order shuts us

[Chorus x 2]

Voldy, you are the one
You killed the spare
My Dark Mark's hot
With my wand up
You got that spell
Yeah, Avada

Voldy, you are the one
You killed the spare
My Dark Mark's hot
With my wand up
You got that spell
Raise your wand up
Raise your wand up
No, the party don't stop til Voldemort wins

[Repeat Chorus Until End]

http://juanitothevampire.deviantart.com/art/WakeUpInTheMorning-LordVoldy-148367704

SOUNDWAVE EAT YOUR HEART OUT.

Ace Enders whole tour

After Midnight Project

Anarbor

Alesana

Andrew WK

Artist Vs. Poet

Attack Attack!

Breathe Carolina

Breathe Electric

Bring Me The Horizon

Call The Cops 6/24 - 7/18

Chaseband

Chase Long Beach

Closure In Moscow (AUSTRALIAN)

Confide

Deal’s Gone Bad

Disco Curtis

Emarosa

Emmure

Enter Shikari

Every Time I Die

Eyes Set To Kill

Fake Problems

Far From Finished

Fight Fair

Flatfoot

Haste The Day

Hey Monday

Initials

In Fear and Faith (gonna be @soundwave)

I See Stars

iwrestledabearonce

Last Call Chernobyl

Mayday Parade

Middle Finger Salute

Motion City Soundtrack

NeverShoutNever

Of Mice and Men

Parkway Drive (AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!!!)

Pierce The Veil

Polar Bear Club

Reel Big Fish

Rev Peyton’s Big Damn

Riverboat Gamblers

Set Your Goals

Sparks The Rescue

Speakeasy Tiger

Suicide Silence

Sum 41

The All-American Rejects

The Cab

The Casualties

The Dillinger Escape Plan

The Frantic

The Flatliners

The Rocket Summer

The Snips 7/9 - 7/10

The Swellers 6/24 - 7/17

The Summer Set

The Word Alive

Tip The Van

VersaEmerge

We Are The In Crowd

We The Kings

Whitechapel

You Me at Six

This is what a music festival should look like. June 24 - August 15th MY 18TH IS RIGHT IN

THE GOD DAMN MIDDLE. SOMEONE TAKE ME ;) All of the bolded bands are those i would be torn between seeing.

Too Lazy for an actual post.

New Years Resolution

To get with a really hot white guy, im talking so hot im the envy of every fem who encounters us..the sexy couple. Its not essential that you like the same music as me..and have at least two piercings and perhaps a tat and longer than the "normal" length for man hair.

But it is preferred

OKAY SO SERIOUSLY i dont have a new years resolution.

Speaking of new years. It was wild. I dont think a post can do it justice of just how whorey it was...or moreso how whorey i was HAHAHA. For those of you who were there we all know how that amazing night went down.

Epic.