Thursday, June 19, 2008

"Woah that guy is tank"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAIN!
Strippers Dressed as hulk for you!
no need to thank me i know im awesome.


Well as of right now im waiting for clara to finish stuffing her face..which will take quite a long time so i have decided to blog.


Another hell early day today i think im permanently sleep deprived nowadays my body is slowly adjusting to the strain and im "manning up" so its all okay.
But as Vallak mentioned yesterday BE AT SCHOOL BY EIGHT THE BUSES WILL NOT BE LATE LIKE TODAY. oh boy was she as wrong as ever they were late, if not later than yesterday.
Since my shoes have so much "character" i named them today
PEDRO AND BORRIS.
My day today consisted of Javelin in the morning which allowed me to meet the biggest bitch known to a certain school. Needless to say i lost but its okay my motto at the moment is "you win some you lose some". I lost more than some but thats okay with me. Jac and i supported our 17 yr longjumpers after our javelin while she casually met jordan who is IDENTICAL to trevor regardless of what they both believe we also told her and showed her the wonders of HSH (hardstyle hu for thsoe unknown to the wonders of a certain yr 11ers shuffling) my reenactment got this guy laughing his head off..i personally feel i was shuffling like a pro. Gina and Jac then tried to find each other boyfriends one such candidate will be mentioned again very soon. "woah that guy is tank" would have been the most common saying used by Jac and i today at zone. or "WOOO GO BOSSLEY" or "GO CANLEY" Or "RUN TREVOR GO TREVOR" that last one was in the last event but used ALOT. After our randomness at on the track field we watched the triple and long jump guys from the CVH grandstand some very wise canley juniors pointed out that jordan and trevor were "OMG LIKE TWINS" and then Marie came over to check out a guy that was the previously mentioned candidate that jac and gina were checking out. we persuaded trevor to go ask him if he had a girlfriend..instead of asking Guy A he asks his friend while we are screaming ABORT, NO WRONG GUY. So Marie takes things into her own hands and asks him how old he is...he says 15 to further add to his HI-larious moment she SCREAMS and says OMG and runs away. OH and fyi Marie is 3 years older than him. The rest of the day passed with a few jokes until RELAYS holy cheesus we bombed. id rather not talk about the joke we called the 16 year old girls relay team im very angry at myself for the outcome of this race as i was third runner NOT that i wanted to but i was i sprinted my ass off but lack of sleep and sore muscles prevents ALOT of fast movement. There was then the 1500 final i think which trevor ran in HE CAME FOURTH ...which isnt last but its not first either which jac kindly pointed out. Atleast he wasnt overtaken by the tankest bossley there like a st johns guy was.

We return to school with the vision of Insest (yes family lovin) and the MADDEST truck invented "WANT LONGER LASTING SEX CALL 1800 etc...?" it was yellow with red writing the picture i took was really bad but ill stick it up later cause atm im listening to a clara brian argument..and i think i was mentioned. Yes well school is returned and the bell rings im with shain walking to the station. Talking about what to buy adam for his birthday

"Seriously Jess buy him porn he will respect and love you so much more"

2 comments:

Clara said...

How the hell did my name get into this blog entry?
..
When did you write this blog entry?

Jessman. said...

When i went to your house to buy chocolate