My current obsession.
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no thanks.
(858): I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
(972): I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
(1-972): I want to be a cop.
(201): When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
FML.com
no thanks.
(858): I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
(972): I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
(1-972): I want to be a cop.
(201): When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
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