Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Silence Isnt Golden.

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! IM BACKKKKKK!!!!

It took me a while but i finally got off my lazy ass and decided to blog.

December 1st, the first day of summer. And i think it reached like a maximum of 19 degrees. Epic fail mother nature. Epic Fail.

In other news our BRAND SPANKIN NEW and our third(?) opposition leader Tony Abbott was announced today. Now Personally I'm ecstatic to know that our potential prime minster in the event of a re-election stands for Speedos and doesn't stand for contraceptives. You're a real champ man (Y) *note.sarcasm.

I cannot wait for friday. HYPE @ CASTLE HILL. STATE OF EAST LONDON, RESIST THE THOUGHT, PRAY FOR DEATH + more TBA. super super stoked. Cannot wait to see the gang. Alex, Ricky, Taylah, Edencakes.

Friday marked my first ever golf buggy experience. One in which i will not soon forget. My dear, dear uncle you hire the most goodlooking males. Kudos to you, i knew we were related for a reason. Has anyone ever seen on tv that "im the guy and im gonna teach the girl how to play golf so i can touch her" maneuver? Yes? If not youtube it i couldnt find it. But ill explain the male stands behind the female in which he proceeds to put his arms around her ultimately ending up in an awkward stance looking quite strange to spectators and sometimes ending up (much to the males happiness) a HOT PASSIONATE..kiss haha. Well guess what.. i was involved in said cliche minus the HOT PASSIONATE kiss. Though it was doubly awkward especially cause i didnt even know the guy. Thanks Matt for forcing me to play the final hole of golf. I WAS VIOLATED.

I cant wait to see ZOMBIELAND!!!!!!!!!!! Really keen on watching it Anyone up for it with me?


That Is All.

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