What can you say about a society who says god is dead and elvis is alive?

Okay so the daily post thing is finally down the tube. SMD if you have an issue with that. I've been busy.

The past few days have consisted of:

dying Alex's hair, which believe it or not is harder MUCH harder than dying a girls hair. we were standing in priceline for atleast 20 minutes.

Me: So what about this one?

Alex: Nah its not rich enough.

Me: okay so..this one? oh come on look she has those slut eyes you cant say no to that.

Alex: yeah but its really mousey and she isnt that hot..i like her shes got that i like pretending i dont like it rough look.

To make things worse he wouldnt stop moving and showing people on webcam what i was doing which made me get dye everywhere. But i really like the end result. Im amazing at shaving hair and dying hair. Im just..amazing. Apparently its too dark but guys come on..its amazing. Even lisa says so. OH AND JUST SO WE ARE CLEAR I AM NOT A BLONDE

Sorry for the terrible writing but I AM BRUNETTE GUISE chill the fuck out. But its okay i understand how hot i would look if i went blonde. I actually really wanna go blone but like lady gaga blonde? Well thats what all the dumbass youngin's are calling PLATINUM BLONDE. God guys GROW A BRAIN..read a book or something. Or just read my blog. Simple ;D. Okay so back to my amazing lifestyle. I chilled with Lisa,Ricky and Alex. Which resulted in having an amazing timmmmeeee. And also committing a misdemeanor, look what you do to me lisa.

Went to my cousin Marleys 6th birthday, the food was epic. Ohgod i missed fairy bread.

Spent 3 days at my Other 4 cousins house James, Patrick, Vanessa and Camryn. I have developed an addiction for Shaun the sheep. It is such an amazing cartoon, all of these rebel sheep being all staunch and shit its so hek and their farmer is a ranga. EPIC EPIC WIN.

You can tell they are related to me cause of how good they are at being little shits. The cutest thing happened this morning though.

6:30 am- i hear my door open.
James (hes 9) : oh sorry for waking you. *closes door
7:15 (god damn early i know).
James: Sorry for interrupting your sleep earlier i just wanted to make sure you didnt leave.
Me: i wouldnt leave in the middle of the night james.
James: yeah i know..but you couldve left at 5am without saying goodbye.

Little kids are epic (Y) .

Speaking of little kids, Justin Beiber. What.The.Hell?

And girl your my one love

my one heart

my one life for sure

let me tell you one time (girl i love, girl i love you)

etc..

HE IS 12

Honestly does he even have armpit hair yet...any hair of the pubic variety?

How can a 12 year old honestly comprehend loving a girl when he doesn't even realize "that funny smell" is his armpits.

Love to ya mum.